Football - Time Warp Sickness

All these parallel universes I've been traversing I am getting dizzy....... of course the Maggies lost again, that would happen in most universes. My Weevil voodoo doll almost worked, the Weevils did still win but only just by a small margin despite being on home territory, yes them bribes to the umpires does come in handy. And though I scored only a reasonable 6 correct tips I managed to jump ranks by quite a massive 3 spots, now sitting in 4th spot, which seems to indicate the curse of Chiron is starting to wear out.........

So let's try to figure out which universe I am in...... and make some attempt to pick who is likely to win this week......

We first begin with a toss of the coin, really difficult to say who will win this one, maybe tip a draw?..... nah..... uhhhh.... when a Cat fight a Dog who comes off 2nd best?..... what if the dog is a Bulldog?..... it depends if the Cat has sharp claws, probably greater agility, and many would say Cats are more intelligent...... but Bulldogs have brute strength on their side, and a hard bite in the right spot could easily take out the Cat..... Agility verses brute Strength, depends on the planetary alignments on the day.......

The first match on Saturday is not much easier to separate...... Will the Saints seek divine help?.... though it can be argued that Swans are heavenly creatures..... however the Saints are at home, the Swans will have to fly down there, maybe it will take a bit too much energy for them....... unless divine help favors the Swans.

The Giants however is likely to prove a bit too much even for ferocious Tigers.

And the Crows will be murder for the Lions

Next we have a bird fight... The Maggies and the Hawks...... in this universe I play by the rule, never pick the Maggies, not even at the MCG......

Sunday..... the Bombers best chance yet!!!! If they can't beat the Weevils then all hope is truly lost..... Victorian umpires are not easily bribed, so the Bombers SHOULD win this one..... surely so.......

The Demons however should have barbecued Kangaroos even if the meat may prove to be a bit tough......

Last but not least...... The Dockers should be able to send the Blues home in a blue blue state of mind........


Quirky sense of humor needed to make up for Magpies dismal showings.........


AT a govt dept near you....... ;)

True..... hehehe.......

Meanwhile back at the govt dept......

I can relate to this one...... hehe.....

Tribute to Virgos...... ;)

Must be Australia.......

For those of us who've seen the "Aliens" series of movies ;)