Football - Samhain and Parallel Universes

Yeah I should have know...... being around Samhain which is when the veils between the Earthly and higher dimensions are thinnest we would slip into a parallel universe, and in this parallel universe the Magpies actually wins matches, however, where I don't have any Weevils voodoo dolls so they win too, also where Bombers doesn't win, and where there is no curse of Chiron cos despite having only 6 correct picks my ranking actually went UP by two spots into 4th!!!!!

Question is..... will we remain in this parallel universe or will we just slip back into the original universe? Celestial Samhain falls this Friday, when the Saints plays the Giants, some Samhain legends involving Giants and Saints..... hmmmm...... we may end up in yet another parallel universe as there are an infinite number of them...... OK trying to weave logic in an illogical universe(s) it's anyone's guess who will prevail, but let's say Saints feels most at home in their own territory rather than far off unknown and potentially dark territories, so if I had to pick one, I probably have to pick the Saints......

Now as we move into another energetic weekend...... the Crows should enjoy some Kangaroos for dinner, or in this instance, afternoon snacks. The Maggies and the Blues..... well..... um..... if we remain in this parallel universe then the Maggies should win, but if we slip back into the original universe, well...... it will be a blue blue universe...... Weevils has to travel.... again..... and since interstate umpires are harder to bribe with payments, the Power should zap them egotistical Weevils..... The Puddy Cats should enjoy basking in the Suns..... and lastly on that day, the Bulldogs to make minced meat out of Tigers.

Come Sunday...... the Lions will get dizzy after their journey north as the Swans flies around them in rings. The Demons to make life Hell for the Hawks. And finally...... Freo and them Bombers..... um.... if we remain in this universe, the Bombers may fly into port but may run our of gas with them Dockers around...... but them Bombers could be better equipped if we slip back into the original universe even if the home territory advantage may be a bit difficult to overcome...... in other words, a coin toss here, really can't say for sure who will prevail...... it may depend upon the planetary alignments on the day!!!!!!

Now if ya think my sense of humor is quirky, ya ain't seen nuthin yet.........


My sentiments exactly !!!!!

Yeah can very much sympathise here........

Any excuse is a good excuse for pizza!!!!!!!!!..... says me who is addicted to pizza ;)

If my work colleagues are anything to go by this is a valid question..... but then what am I doing working with them!!!!!!!!????????

Unfortunately a wee bit close to home here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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