Thursday 27 April 2017

Football - The Curse of Chiron and Demise of Magpies

Now the catastrophe that is football...... despite tipping correctly on the Bombers Magpies match, that is, predicting the win by the Bombers, the curse of Chiron is now starting to kick in. My total picks were only 6, as a consequence I dropped three spots down to a lowly 9th. So yes Chiron has finally kicked in, and my time near the top is at an end. But at least  my Weevils voodoo doll seems to be working, it apparently works better when they play interstate. Victorian umpires not so easy to bribe!! So may have to make another voodoo doll for home matches!! So new tipping rules - never pick the Magpies unless they play bottom two teams, and never pick Weevils when they play interstate.

So given those rules lets at least attempt to see how things may pan out this next round......

Tomorrow night, that is Friday night, the Giants on home territory should tower over the Doggies.

Saturday..... a coin toss between the Hawks and the Saints, depends how many Hail Mary's the Saints manages to get in. The Swanees should make the Blues feel even more in the blues, and the Lions will come under the influence of the Power. Another coin toss but perhaps home ground advantage will just be enough for that extra hop of the Skippies in the Sun.

Uhhhh the derby, would love for Freo to show those Weevils a thing or two, but since I probably won't have my Weevil voodoo doll for home matches ready just yet, well I hate to say but the Weevils will probably pay the umpires just enough to get them over the line.

Sunday.... The Bombers should still be full of energy from having Magpies for dinner so should be able to send those Demons back down into Hell.

Geelong is currently 2nd so the Magpies has no chance here, unless the puddy cats are abducted by aliens who sends down clones designed to implode on Magpie contact.

Last but not least the Crows should enjoy some Tiger meat for dinner.


Now more samples of my quirky ET-like sense of humor.......


Welcome to the brave new world...... um maybe.......


I guess even Moses needs a grocery list......


The meaning of "we".....


Reality check.....


No comment needed..... hehe......


Never trust navigation systems.... hehe....




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